When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.
In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.
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Despite Aisha being a ten out of ten, Kevin somehow, managed to pull off an Mbappe and get her number.
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“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”
“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”
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