wooden box

an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside
dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes
by anonymous July 16, 2022
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Keep that inside the box

You: I'm so sorry about yesterday

Me: Just... just keep that inside the box, ok?

You: Ok dude
by Arrietismo January 9, 2017
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Window Box Blues

An expression used to state the feeling of sadness and indifference that one feels at the end of the night while window shopping at a brothel, bordello, or whore house for a prostitute or hooker.
- "After Mike couldn't get that bombshell blonde in the sack, he left the bar for the red light district and found himself deep in the window box blues."

- "I stayed out until 5 in the morning when the window box blues over took me."
by 3s&7s August 17, 2011
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Spin the box

“Can you believe Jack really tried to spin the box with Liam? We all knew he was gonna lose.”
by I’mbassist December 14, 2024
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Bowman Box

A coffin made out of cardboard. Usually associated with a low-rent existence.
“So, sir… What will it be? Would you like the mahogany casket with inlaid…
FUCK that. He was a joke. Just put him in a Bowman Box, and float him down the river.”
by A. Davis Rules April 11, 2025
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box nart

Box nart- a person that is closed off and acting like and idiot or a fool.
Johnny is acting like a box nart to Sarah.

Why is he such a box nart?
by lillittleshorty April 24, 2019
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Box Bitch

An unwitting (usually conspiracy theorist) mouthpiece for the intelligence service's obfuscation and disinformation campaigns. Particularly Britain's MI5 due to their postal address being Box 500.
by DirkThrust April 12, 2020
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