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Olivia: You mean a douche nugget? Are you talking about Kevin Barta?!
Olivia: You mean a douche nugget? Are you talking about Kevin Barta?!
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Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.
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Based on the size of that Douche, we are all getting wrote up.
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