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Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.
That douche nozzle just flipped me off because I wouldn’t give them enough space to turn right !
by Shamu9000 May 21, 2022
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Made Me Snort Out Loud.

When you get a joke or a meme and you involuntarily either intake or exhale a quick breath making a snorting sound instead of laughing.

Kris: Did you see that last
You: Did you see that last polar bear meme I sent?

Me: MMSOL.
by Shamu9000 May 30, 2021
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