Green

Short for green haired girl.

The sexiest being on planet earth. Somewhat of a witch. Is able to perform and carry out spells. Most notably was able to make workplace crush“middle aged white man” go from taken, to single, to taken again in a matter of months. Although high energy and high volume most the time, is one of the most caring, loving, and sympathetic individuals around. Also has the ability to make a 40y/o go from sex drive of 2.86 to 999.99. Once energy paths are crossed there’s no holding back plus I just love the sh1t outta her. Also referred to as red, macaroon, or baby.

Anyone: Did you see Green today?

Me: Yeah, smokin’.! {thinks to self: I can’t wait to put my face in her muffin and F’ the sh1t outta her later, mmmmm}

by F. L. Agoon December 31, 2022

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green fn

Trending phrase on Social Media. A reference to making a excellent release shot ‘Green’ in Basketball video Game ‘NBA 2K’

‘Dot me, Dot me!!… ‘Green fn’ the corner sitter shouted after lacing a wide open 3 in the corner (the corner sitter been waiting for the pass since 1763)

by km1upp March 7, 2024

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Green Gobler

When a dude likes to fuck a chick with a yeast infection, and when he cums he licks her pussy.

Yeah man, hes a Green Gobler

by TheSlimReaper February 26, 2011

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Green Bay Kiss

When one dude passionately kisses another dude but denies it's gay.

"I'm not gay, it was just a Green Bay Kiss."

by StellaDog March 10, 2024

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Green

Adjective. When a person repeatedly does something flaw or just flat out odd.

“Hey, did you hear Brad set his tinder location at a bunch of college towns to scope out the girls? That’s highkey Green as fuck.”

“Wait, Brad used to date your little sister? He’s actually so Green.”

by DaSaintsMan June 26, 2022

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