italian penis 

An Italian Penis is a very big and thick penis. It is rumoured that Italian men and men of Italian descent have got very big penises.

Ben: Hey man! What have you got underneath your trousers? A whiskey bottle?
Giuliano: No man, it's just my Italian Penis!

italian penis by Leo_rex July 3, 2007

Athlete’s Penis 

Term used to describe the condition of a persons manhood after it has been subjected to a long night of sexual intercourse (usually without a condom), or over-enthusiastic masturbation. Normally red, throbbing and sore to the touch.

Oli: Did you have a good time with that slut last night then?
Mark: Yeah but my dick is so sore today.
Oli: Chlamydia?
Mark: Nah mate probs just a severe case of athlete’s penis.

Athlete’s Penis by Neddie Walker November 14, 2011

trumpeting penis 

A trumpeting penis is when a overly large penis shoots a bursting load on a face, pauses and then shoots two to five more huge loads before finishing with a final dribble

Carls trumpeting penis coverd her whole face like a ten man bukkake !

trumpeting penis by You're A Winner At The Buzzer June 2, 2007

chinese penis

An old, untrue rumor made by Caucasians after they felt threatened by the FALSE myth of black people having larger dicks.

A Chinese penis is the same as any other penis, don't believe the stereotypes..

"My chinese penis is 6 inches long."
"NO WAI! But ur asian!"
"And what, a black person has a 9 inch?"
"They do.. right?"
"*sigh*"

chinese penis by A Chinese dude December 27, 2007

My Penis 

was in your mother last night.

Person One: "My mom is now having to deal with my teenage brother's rebellious stage."
Person Two: "That problem is thrust at her every day after school. "
Person One: "Yeah, no kidding."
Person Two: "Not unlike my penis."

My Penis by Tammy McShammerson May 23, 2010

snow penis 

A large erection that is erected out of snow. It is usually about 6 feet tall.

That snow penis we made yesterday sure does trump the last one we did.

snow penis by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

Whale Penis 

If something is the coolest of the cool, the biggest of the big, then it is "Whale Penis," because penises are important, and nobody rocks the penis harder than the whale, owner of the world's largest penis.

Sin City is so Whale Penis, man, that the day I saw it, my wife and kids left me, I got fired from my job, and my car blew up, but it was still an awesome day because I saw that Whale Penis movie.

Whale Penis by Josh Hartnett August 28, 2005