champion eye

When someone gets so drunk that a blood vessel in their eye bursts, causing the entire white of their eye to flood with blood.

Bro did you see Jamie?
Nah man what happened?
She got totally wasted last night and got champion eye!!
Holy crap! Can she even see anymore?

by Xtrasupernova December 6, 2016

cunts eye

When you get smoke in your eye

"Ah I've got cunts eye"

by Anonymous294 April 19, 2019

Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .

On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.

by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020

Sirachi Eye

When you are using siracha sauce and get it all over your fingers and then touch your eye ball with out washing it off. Your eye then becomes red, swollen, and begins burning like the pits of hell.

Jacob"Juicysnake" wiped his face after using siracha as lube and now he has Sirachi Eye

by Ajslabs February 13, 2023

red eye of the maelstrom

Someone's red, raw butthole after losing their anal virginity.

After screwing her in the ass, I could see the red eye of the maelstrom.

by Static_Deth September 5, 2013

four eyes

Insult against people with glasses. Commonly found on children's playgrounds or schoolyards.

Out of the way four eyes!

by WILODR January 30, 2023

southern brown eye

Another name for the butt hole

She was really surprised when I stuck my tongue in her southern brown eye.

by YD724 May 9, 2025