bitmoji fishing

When somebody’s bitmoji looks really hot but they snap you a picture of them and they ugly as hell

Robbie:I’m going to add this person because their bitmoji is really cute!
Layla: *sends a picture of herself to Robbie*
Robbie: omg Layla is bitmoji fishing because her bitmoji is cute but she’s not!

by fruityana_ November 6, 2021

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Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021

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Pink fish

Someone who is retarded

Your such a pink fish

by Gold fish betchhh July 15, 2019

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fish thief

The savvy squatty fisherman friend of yours who scarfs up all the fish filets harvested from a fishing trip.

“Hey check out The Fish Thief Ray Ray running off with our fish!!!”

by Jack Macko May 4, 2022

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Batty fish

All people called dave or Ben. Most likely smell like ur dogs breath and can't be asked to do shit

Ur such a batty fish.

by Unit1 May 20, 2020

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Auto fishing

When you work out for 30+ minutes and you wait for your man or woman to fall asleep then you jump on their face and wiggle your hips until your hear them dry heave.

Last night my girlfriend auto fished me and I blew chunks. Getting auto fishing will make you blow chunks quicker than drinking yogurt soda

by Skye.L July 18, 2025

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