Fat World Problems

Minor irritating things associated with being fat that seem trivial.

Jimmy: It sucks they closed my favorite buffet just because a few people got food poisioning. It was right between my home and work too.
Dave: Sounds like some serious fat world problems.

by Jinde Kush July 25, 2015

giga ultimate fat saif

fattest of fat people will kill you. if he farts. also he will eat your fridge at exactly 3:00 AM

that giga ultimate fat saif just nuked the world with his fart!! Run!

by perf9009 November 11, 2022

fat slut

noun; A person who engages in the acts of sluttery, normally a fat female.

fat slut: Duhr you sound so stupid
person: That would be your stupidity you FAT SLUT.
fat slut: Thanks for the compliment!
person: You know it!

by charlie gonzalez May 3, 2017

Fat Calf Syndrome

when your calves are too big to fit any sort of pair of boots, no matter what.

-"I can't get these rain boots on"
-"Why not?"
-"I have FCS...fat calf syndrome."

by originator2011jbguz August 6, 2011

Fat fuck

Jesse

Wow Jesse your a fat fuck

by The candy man August 28, 2019

Fat balls

Fat balls are huge balls/cock/nuts/dingdong/dicks.

Sheesh bro you got fat balls

by HUGE lovely balls December 20, 2021

Fat-T

Your average everyday local alcoholic in small town iowa that enjoys playing guitar chugging the fuck outta beer and staying outta jail.

Oh shit was that Fat-T? Yeah bro you know he heading to pick up a 15 of stones...

by Fat-T Onawa Iowa 712 December 19, 2021