cream wizard

He just got out of prison... He's a cream wizard.
by MoneyMay February 23, 2015
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Data Wizard

High-level consulting executive engaged in life saving manual data entry. Other tasks include taking invaluable meeting minutes, preparing pointless "strategic" documents, and irrelevent endless internet surfing.
Top Data Wizards include: Big Poppa Pump, J-Weezy, Boust, The Dr., CEO Zim, PPD IB, Mo Money Pete
by Master Data Wizard May 17, 2010
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Wizards sleeve

A slut that has got fucked so many times her pussy hangs like a wizards sleeve.
"Hello my name is Nicola McKenzie and I have a wizards sleeve! I first got raped in Blackburn train station".
by Gav Harris December 31, 2009
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wizard's beard

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.
"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
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sink wizard

Derived from "wizard" which is used in place of "taking a wizz" or peeing. The sink wizard is when there's no toilet backstage, only a sink. Urination happens in the sink, thus summoning the sink wizard. Coined by the US death metal band Cannibal Corpse in the DVD Global Evisceration.
The toilets were disgusting so I summoned the sink wizard.
by AshKetchumsPubes May 03, 2017
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Wizard Dinosaur

A dinosaur who performs magical spells by rawring them at the person/thing they want to be affected. It's bones have not been found because scientists believe they put invisibility cloaks on them at their burials. Some say they have seen some.
The wizard dinosaur put in an imperious curse on me and I am now his minion. RAWR!
by amazingperson29 November 09, 2011
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