DrDerpenheimer's definitions
A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.
Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.
by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014
Get the Zipped wizardmug.