Data Wizard

High-level consulting executive engaged in life saving manual data entry. Other tasks include taking invaluable meeting minutes, preparing pointless "strategic" documents, and irrelevent endless internet surfing.

Top Data Wizards include: Big Poppa Pump, J-Weezy, Boust, The Dr., CEO Zim, PPD IB, Mo Money Pete

by Master Data Wizard May 18, 2010

cream wizard

A known sexual predator or pedophile

He just got out of prison... He's a cream wizard.

by MoneyMay February 23, 2015

Wizards sleeve

A slut that has got fucked so many times her pussy hangs like a wizards sleeve.

"Hello my name is Nicola McKenzie and I have a wizards sleeve! I first got raped in Blackburn train station".

by Gav Harris December 31, 2009

wizard's beard

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.

"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Pure Wizard

1) The name of a superhero although said name will never be awesome as "Cheerful Black Corporal".

2) Something to say when something awesome happens or to describe an awesome object.

3) A phrase found by two amazing, wonderful, magnificent people who have too much spare time.

1)"Yo bled when he did that back flip it was like pure wizard!"
2) "I ate ten thousand oreos. They were pure wizard"

by oreosarethefoodofgods July 26, 2010

Zipped wizard

A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.

Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.

by DrDerpenheimer July 29, 2014

Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

by broooomswuad April 17, 2015