blowing wind

When you are utterly disgusted and/or in disbelief you put your lips together and expel wind from your pursed lips making a quasi flatulence noise to demonstrate how you feel about what you just heard/ witnessed.

William: "So I totally banged this ten last night, Giselle quality, if not hotter, seriously"
Michael (blowing wind): "phhhhhhhh! ya right, there's no way you could pull that off......."

by wsimmo January 23, 2009

Epic Wind

A glorious performace by a symphonic winds band.

Also: When one passes gas with such skill, it carries a tune.

"Dude, the 4th period band is fierce - it's like they're made of Epic Wind!"

"After consuming those burritos, I was producing some Epic Wind of my own."

by AF914 November 10, 2009

Windows 12

Probably the trash operating system that came after windows 11, I'm surprised no one has defined this yet. Windows 11 is already ugly as hell

Wow! I downloaded windows 12 and the icons are 10 times more simplified. And there is 1 mile of space between the buttons

by Polygon3dx July 2, 2021

PS3 widow

A significant other who falls on the wayside when their partner
becomes a PS3 fanboy and/or addicted to a game.

Lady: John just got Call of Duty IV.
Ladyfriend: Ooooh, have fun being a PS3 widow.

by A concerned chick June 13, 2009

PC Widow

A wife who's husband is unattentive because he is spending all his time on his PC

I feel like a PC widow today, you're spending too much time on your PC

by SabiLabi October 7, 2015

Dark wind

When a women of African origin emits a cloud of air out of her vagina.

Omg shanaenaes dark wind almost killed me!

Dude did you smell that? Yeah you gotta watch out for that dark wind

by cambodia April 13, 2017

Piss Window

The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit.

Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window.

Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date.

Joe: Too late, I just told her.

by TacomaBeags January 26, 2013