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windellism

the act of not being bothered by anyone or anything, this person does not care whatever people say about them, if they talk to you, they really care for you because it takes a while for them to open up
She showed windellism when those boys tried to get her number.

Windellism is a big thing in Germany.

One does not obtain windellism, it grows on them.
by chrisdonald420 August 25, 2019
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widgey wedgie

A widgey wedgie can only be done to someone with an abnormally large widgey (penis).

It's similar to a normal wedgie except the penis is pulled up the arsecrack instead of the pants.

It is carried out by putting your hand down the back of someone's pants, between their legs and grabbing hold of the penis, then pulling it back and tightly up between the buttocks, causing extreme discomfort.

It can be very dangerous for the testes as they can get squished by the penis.

An extreme widgey wedgie can flip the victim over so they're hanging upside down by their penis.

Despite being used as a form of torture, it is usually bragged about by the victim due to the implications about the size of their penis.
Mike: Your twat of a boyfriend just gave me a widgey wedgie! I tried to give one back but his widgey couldn't reach up that far. You deserve way better than that stupid git.

Molly: Nice try dickhead. I've seen that dick pic you sent to Beth and we couldn't stop laughing about how small it was. Besides, Pete gives himself widgey wedgies, he likes them. I'm gonna tell him what you said. Don't you ever try to steal me again you ugly cunt. I'm not unfaithful and my type doesn't lie to steal someone's girlfriend. Oh, and has more than 4 pubes and doesn't piss out of one of them! Now please never speak to me again you fucking fat pervert! You will die a virgin, tossing off your own pathetic 2.4 inches all alone until the day you die from cardiac arrest from one too many donuts you diabetic pig fucker!

Mike: Bitch!
by MYOB you nosy bastards August 30, 2019
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WidgeCraft: no me tall big yes
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the turkish cat who is very clever
wow are you wingedhussar0721 or something?
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winderful

Describes a very enjoyable outing, event, set of circumstances, etc., which involves strong breezes and/or a lot of farting (think: the famously-uproarious mid-20th-century wind-breaking contest between whizzpopping-champions Lord Windesmere and Paul Boomer).
A social event which involves a lot of farting will usually be a lot more "winderful" if there are indeed strong fresh-air-delivering breezes present, also, since few people enjoy actually smelling a fart, even if they do get uproarious guffaws at letting them off and/or hearing other make them.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
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windoge

A person typically in their teens who enjoys BDSM and has uncontrollable sexual urges.
Did you hear what Jacob did last night? He's such a windoge.
by Joel Samson September 9, 2020
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