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Weavered

Derived from a lucrative greek god, Tyłus Weavüs Måximus who had great influence over masses of the population yet legends have it, he didn’t even know his own power.
When somebody reaches either a god like state, or a contrasting state of embarrassment or utter disappointment, can be used in a wide variety of situations.
This K’s got me absolutely weavered.
He sent me a photo of tyler, I’ve been weavered.
He basically goes with his sister, thats weavered.
by Fettywapemimemhybrid December 9, 2020
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Weakery

Weakery is an emphasized expression of disappointment used instead of a more elaborate phrase such as "that is weak".

In this case "weak" meaning that the person, place, event or thing falls short of expectations, and would not be considered acceptable, pleasant, "Epic" or "Really bringing it".

Weakery is mostly used as a noun.
Example1:

Chick: Oh my god, I thought I mentioned to everyone that there would not be any alcohol served!

Guy whispering to his buddy: Dude, that's a bunch of weakery. I say we snake some of the chips and bail, this place is dead anyway!

Example2:

Guy1: Did you get the latest MAC osx??
Guy2: Hell yeya brohan, it's dialed out!!! I absolutely love it!
Guy1: So did you bring the DVD so I can swoop that onto my 'puter?
Guy2: Dood, NO, I totally dropped the ball, my bad!
Guy1: Weakery!
by Slippery Bannana June 9, 2009
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weavell

is the god of tying shoelaces into a perfect bow.
he could be found underneath your coffee tables, couches, beds and in your wardrobe.
he has never been seen, so we don't actually know if he exists or not...
blast ended skank 1 : what an amazing weavell!
blast ended skank 2 : i know right?
by dinosaurmuncher September 25, 2010
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Weave-Go-Round

During a fight between two women, they grasp a hold of each others weaves and begin spinning. Thus, the Weave-Go-Round is born.
Spectator A: "Yo did you see them fight? Bitches had a Weave-Go-Round goin'!"
by Suedohnim April 29, 2014
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Weave'o Girl

That one girl in your class that wears a weave with loose ass tracks, but tells all the girls with real hair off and tryin to make them people think that their actually wearing a weave.
" Hey Kesha."

"Hey Jess. You know your weave is loose right ( says ratchet ass Kesha mad loud) ?"

" *Jess strokes through her hair* Umm honey I don't wear a weave, but youre weave just fell out."

" Country lookin ass Jess. This ain't weave. My hair just weird like that bitch.

" Shut your damn weave'o girl ass up"
by KayIsJustAPhase January 6, 2015
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weave whack

A Weave Whack is when someone has in synthetic braids/weave and turns expectantly and whacks/whips you in the face with said weave/braids.
Me: Yeah and so thats when Keisha-
Person: HEY SHAUNA
Shauna: *Turns real fast and whacks in face with weave*
Me: Damn Shauna you just weave whacked me
Shauna: Haha my bad!
by BellaMLGPerez July 3, 2014
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Weaveage

She aint got no tits, thats weaveage yo.
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O July 15, 2015
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