Weapon

A danger to society.

Tommy the weapon hit his head... now he’s dead.

by TommyTheWeapon December 29, 2017

Weapon

A term of endearment used when someone is being a pest

Haha stop it, you weapon

by DeanFletch October 28, 2020

Weapon

Another word for a large penis

Lad look at the fucking size of your weapon!

by Weaponlad July 27, 2022

Weapon

Someone is really cool and shit

Gertrude is an absolute weapon

by Liutud January 27, 2022

Weapon

A very good and high performing car that also has to look cool.

The Tesla Model X is a great, high performing car however it doesn’t have the cool factor to have the honour of being a weapon.

Dave: The BMW F80 M3 Competition is a good car.

John: Wrong.

Dave: Yes it is.

John: No, the BMW F80 M3 Competition is not only good, it is a weapon!

by Bean_Pasty June 15, 2021

Weapon

A weapon is any type of device used with intend to inflict damage or harm to any living beings or structures.

Police officer: Put down your weapon!
Person: Okay.. Okay. Just don't shoot!

by Oxler_Psycho April 28, 2017

Weapon

Weapon a scouse term (someone from Liverpool) to call another person if they think they are acting like a right twat and if they are annoying you.

Joe, why are you being such a fucking cunt all the time, you weapon

by Chris Garland October 30, 2019