Valerie is the most elite out of all the different species of women. She’s sexy, smart, ambitious, and can satisfy you with a quick glance. Her smile is contagious and her confidence can overcome any obstacle. Valerie has an astronomical heart if your lucky enough to experience the love. Once you do you’ll be hooked for life. Just make sure to please her everyday with the kindest words or someone else will.
Valerie is so fucking perfect!
Don’t you hate it that Valerie can walk into a room and everyone’s eyes follow her.
Don’t you hate it that Valerie can walk into a room and everyone’s eyes follow her.
by SubtleReactions January 30, 2020
Get the Valerie mug.1. (noun) The coolest, nicest, prettiest girl to have ever walked this earth.
2. (adjective) In another state, the weirdest, evilest girl in the the western hemisphere
3. (noun)Simply to reiterate, the most beautiful creature to have ever existed in this world.
2. (adjective) In another state, the weirdest, evilest girl in the the western hemisphere
3. (noun)Simply to reiterate, the most beautiful creature to have ever existed in this world.
1. Wow that girl is such a Valerie C, she's so amazing it hurts!
2. Whoa, that crazy girl singing and giggling in the corner is totally Valerie C
3. That girls blindingly beautiful! Much like, but not quite, Valerie C
2. Whoa, that crazy girl singing and giggling in the corner is totally Valerie C
3. That girls blindingly beautiful! Much like, but not quite, Valerie C
by TMorganLovesValerie February 26, 2005
Get the Valerie C mug.A hot, scrawny guitar player for the wonderful band The Strokes. He began to play the guitar at age 5, and currently resides in New York City East.
by Nik Vall-enn-see November 3, 2003
Get the Nick Valensi mug.A stupid day when mindless droids who claim the will be together forever exchange gifts and crap...Losers
by Chad March 31, 2004
Get the Valentine's Day mug.an entirely commercial holiday that serves no real purpose. It forces people in relationships to buy each other gifts that at any other time of the year they wouldn't think of buying each other. For the most part these gifts are grossly overpriced and cheaply made. After you spend all this money on gifts you now have to spend some more money on dinner at a fancy restaraunt were the food will probally suck and you will end up stopping at McDonald's later anyway. The one good this about this Holiday...I've you followed all the guidlines and spent the right amount of money, chances are you are going to get lucky!
Nothing says I love you on Valentine's Day like a cute little teddy bear that every single fucking Hallmark store has 500 of in their front window. It's like I didn't even want to try to find you something that you would appreciate. I just picked the first thing with a red heart on it that saw!
by Bonita Applebum April 9, 2006
Get the Valentine's Day mug.1.Best day of the year to commit suicide. This day serves two purposes.
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population
1: allows those bitches at hallmark to feed their children.
2: lowering the earths population
george: I'm planning on commiting suicide sometime because im alone...
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!
johnny: Well valentines day is coming up!
by L to the iam February 18, 2007
Get the valentines day mug.The result of a user (Valect) on efnet using the host name of someone else, who raises hell in specific channels of choice (such as #seattle or #california).
The result is an ineffective ban on the host name that user is utilizing, locking all other users on that host name out of the channel.
A frequent victim of valectbans is a user known as Orb.
The result is an ineffective ban on the host name that user is utilizing, locking all other users on that host name out of the channel.
A frequent victim of valectbans is a user known as Orb.
21:15 18 Dec 05 <analorb> I used to be on like 23542352 efnet channels <analorb> but now I am the victim of valectbans
by cuntsucker August 25, 2006
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