Brendon Urie

A wonderful man who is the lead singer of Panic! At The Disco. All his band members left him because the fans invented fan fictions about them and they couldn’t handle life anymore. Milk. Just, milk.

Brendon Urie is a Great Man.

Fan: Hey you like P!ATD?!
Fake fan: oh yeah!
Fan: Did you see Brendon’s livestream last night?
Fake fan: oh, Brandon Urine?
Fan: YOU BHFHDHKWNWBEBEROR. ITS BRENON URIE YOU IDIOT, LEAVE THIS WORLD!
:)

Brendon Urie by AlyssaIsATrashCan May 7, 2018

urinal mints 

The world's greatest porn rock band.

The "Urinal Mints" are the world's greatest porn rock band. www.purevolume.com/urinalmints

urinal mints by Bill June 22, 2004

urinal 

A porcelain object often found mounted on the sides of public buildings in Italy.

Luigi stepped up to the urinal and took a whiz while the crowd kept walking behind him.

urinal by The Wog Whomper May 4, 2005

I'm not gay urinal 

the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.

guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?

I'm not gay urinal by mboz December 13, 2008

Brendon Urie

Also known as brendon urine, breebreast urnie, etc etc., this is the man with the forehead from that one 'band' called Panic! At the Disco, or Brendon! At the Brendon.

Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross were together at some point, but Ryan left Brendon approximately 8 years after he joined Panic! At the Disco.

Brendon Urie by danger.gays_ July 23, 2016

urinesicle

When one urinates off a place of high altitude, where as such, it will freeze while achieving decreased altitude. Thereby, one is left with an icicle made of urine that is oftentimes deadly.

"How far do you think a woman can pee? I mean, if you drank a lot and held it in, would the pressure of it cause it to go further? Wait! If the woman lays on her back and aims her urine stream at a 45 degree angle, wouldn't it achieve maximum distance? Even better! If she pees off a bridge, it will fall and achieve greater distance! NO! Off Mt. Everest! If she pees off Mt. Everest, it will go further than everything! Yea! Especially because the temperature is so cold and it is falling so fast, it will freeze! INTO A URINESICLE! But... But then... If someone is standing underneath this speeding urinesicle, do you think it could kill them? And if it could, would it be the urea in the bloodstream or the puncture wound that would kill them? FIELD TRIP!"

urinesicle by chrishat February 24, 2008

Urinal-In-Law 

After entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with uncomfortable decidedness a urnial furthest from one another.

During my wife's family reunion at the local italian restaurant, an unspoken urinal-in-law policy was established in the restroom.

Urinal-In-Law by JD Gold January 16, 2008