Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

by ididthat October 25, 2011

throne gnome

Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.

Man, I just went to drop a deuce, and there was a throne gnome in the toilet.

by Derange-O October 5, 2013

throne-piss

To urinate while sitting down. (exclusive to males)

This is usually done to greatly reduce the chance of embarrassment caused by wet patches, splashback, dripping, excessive sound and other problems that can occur while a man urinates in the conventional upright position. (also recognized as an effective side bowl method)
Most commonly performed in high-intimacy social situations such as dates. However recently, many men have adopted this style as common practice and standard etiquette. (see throne-pisser)

The most common method is to sit far rear on the seat, and to point the penis downwards into the concave of the bowl using the index and middle fingers to apply pressure to the top the shaft.

While it is sometimes thought of as simple, finding the perfect balance of direction and pressure according to the unique shape and material of the bowl has been regarded by men as an art form, requiring a delicate touch and intense self control.

"On my date last night I was so nervous that i decided to throne piss, and it turned out just fine!"

A: "Dude, I didn't hear you pissing just then."
B: "That's coz I was throne-pissing bro!"
A: "Holy shit, I do that too!"

by theoriginalfugmo November 27, 2013

Throne cone

Fellatio on the toilet, see blumpkin

The best thing about using public restroom is the possibility of throne cone.

by Econgineer September 23, 2016

throne vs. phone

That infuriating and mysterious battle between two common household objects --- both made of white porcelain --- which causes untold headaches, especially if there's only one person in the house at the time. You know the drill --- the telephone can be "silent" for hours, yet as soon as you plop down on the toilet and are in the middle of a lengthy crap, THAT'S precisely when the 0%!$&#@ phone decides to ring, and so you have to awkwardly jam a tissue-wad up your butt and hold it there while you penguin-strut with your trousers down around your ankles all the way across the living room to grab the receiver with your messy hand, only to either (1) have the caller hang up just as you are lifting the receiver, or (2) have it be just either a telemarketer or a bill-collector who'd dialed the wrong number, anyway, or (3) have the caller be a bored/crybaby/mooching neighbor who had nothing important to say/ask, but just called to shoot the breeze, whine about his miserable life (which he could easily improve if he'd just start being more responsible/diligent), or ask for a ride, assistance with some ordinary task that he really could accomplish himself, or the loan of money/a vehicle/tools. So you'll have totally wasted your time/effort --- not to mention half a bottle of Lysol to disinfect the phone afterwards --- to answer the phone that time, when the call turned out to be non-urgent and so you could have just let the answering machine take it.

Judge: Next case --- throne vs. phone. Phone, you are hereby accused of intentionally waiting to ring until your owner goes to take a dump. How do you plead?
Phone: Guilty as charged, Your Honor, but I can't really help it... I am unable to ring if there is nobody calling, and if there is a ring-signal sent through the telephone wires, I have to ring whether I want to or not. I don't like to bother my owner anymore than he does; I'm just doing what I was designed to do; it's the inconsiderate callers who should be the real defendants here.
Judge: Good point --- case dismissed.

by QuacksO November 2, 2016

Trone

Someone who's selflessness and compassion drives them to become better every chance they can get; put others first before them; don't care what happens to themselves just as long everyone they are about are happy and safe.

I've never met a Trone like him before

by TroneDog June 1, 2017

tyronde

Tyronde is a big black motherfucker and he deepthroats cocks for a living. He loves big juicy Asian cock sperm in his asshole when he gets antsy. He LOVES anal.

*Tyronde is giving hunter a hand job*
Tyronde” man you jizzing everywhere I love it”
Hunter”oh yeah just like that”
Tyronde”let’s do anal now”
Hunter”OK!!”
Hunter*stucks jt in*
Tyronde” I’m bouta shit, so you have poopdick my nigga”
Hunter”nooo”
Tyronde*shits*
Hunter”your a cunt I want my money back”
Tyronde “it’s fine it’ll just come out with tide pods, and plus I get it all the time”
Hunter “FUCK YOU CUNT”
Tyronde “can I have a handjob now?”

by JsLamz March 1, 2018