Toad Fish

Very nasty, smelly vagina that gives off an unimaginably putrid stench.

That girl has some serious toad fish. I almost threw up when she walked past me.

by Turtle 123 February 23, 2015

Toad

A person that gets all the bitches even though he/she can be ugly.

KayLynne is the Queen toad.

by Queen.Toad.K'lyn March 11, 2016

Toad in the hole

A human defecation in a golf green hole hot gopher that has cooled, hardened and is a little slimy like the physical texture of a toad.

Also, a British sausage dish of similar quality - usually the last option on the menu and the waitstaff usually deters patrons from picking it unless said patrons are being a-holes.

“Nice chip, Dave - looks like it’s in the hole but the pin is keeping it from falling.” (Dave walks up to the hole) “No Gary, it’s...something...else...” (reaches in with two fingers to grab ball) “hmm not sure what it is in there but it’s a little squishy.” (Pulls ball out with a small poo stain on one side of the ball...notices a stink and sniffs it) “Aw fuck! Some dbag hot gophered this yesterday and it fucking turned into a fucking toad in the hole! (Gary laughs) “Oh you think that’s funny Gary - catch!”

by Duckfartsoup April 30, 2020

grump toad

Kambria Speed being grumpy

"Whats up with Kambria lately?"
"i dont know man shes being such a grump toad"

by Gary Ford October 17, 2011

toad

a fat man with much of the facial obesity, who works in the AV room and has a special helper who ensures that he is moist enough and doesn't dry out. he also wears braces and is sometimes spotted in asda. his attitude towards humans is not always positive.

we need to go and see the toad to get a camera.
im not giving the toad any of my bithday cake.

by beese September 2, 2008

Troad

A trick that looks like a toad

Damn Nigga that bitch is a troad!

by Jack Swicegood August 7, 2007

toad

a gay freaking mushroom, i mean why is he even called toad?! he probobly haunted you bye saying this at the end of a hard freaking castle in old mario games. "Thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle."

Mario:i finally killed bowser

Toad: Thank you mario but the princess is in another castle

Mario: :O

toad:...........

mario:F*** YOU TOAD!!!

*toad starts to cry*

Mario: and how did you get here anyways?!?!?!?

toad: *sobs* i *sniff* dont know!

Mario: screw this! this is so not worth it!!!!!!!!!! i even had to kill bullet bill before bowser!

by aqworlds own i hate haxors! March 6, 2010