Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.
Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.
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Twister

A straight person with exclusive sexual interest in opposite gender trans persons.
Ever since meeting Kaitlyn, Tom has been a twister.
by The Finn 777 July 25, 2024
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Twister

the guy with the tightest foreskin which stinks up the room. This guy tends to do cartwheels ontop of another male while finishing all over their chest
Wow dylan, that was such a twister move
by Urgranny420 February 12, 2023
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Twister

n. 1. A violent, destructive rotary ascending movement of a column of air, usually cause by warm & cool air fronts colliding, usually associated with thunderstorms, "T- clouds", & other such clouds..
That damn twister(tornado) took my sister and someday it'll either take me or I'll survive it!!!
"A twister has an angel's wings but the heart of a devil"- (1996) "Tornado!" film
by Anonygnostymo217 March 28, 2019
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Twister

That game you played with your uncle last night, the one involving beating, spanking, drinking each other and chicken choking. Your nose would have also been more snowy than Christmas morning. If you were really brave then you would have crawled between his legs.
"Mum!, Uncle stan played Twister with me last night!"
"eh?"
by tasty noodles July 04, 2018
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twister

that annoying game where you have to turn your body inside out to win.
Friend: What is that game called where you twist your body around?
You: You mean twister?
Friend: Yeah.
by SnowDev March 13, 2020
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Stroke twister

A sentence in Chinese that consists of character that have a relatively high stroke count.
I got dizzy reading Hóng Lóu Mèng when I encountered this total stroke twister.
by Leafletreef October 20, 2024
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