Tender Squirrel

One fine, high quality vagina

I gotta get me some tender squirrel

by UNl2ated April 17, 2011

coke tender

a servant of the rich whose sole responsibility is to prepare powdery substances for consumption.

see puff daddy

damn man, if i had that job i'd be makin' as much as puff daddy's coke tender!

by Hursh Burson October 7, 2003

Terd Tendencies

Someone who fucks up all the time, who cant get nothing right, some one who shouldnt be living. And also any one with names such as Alex,Christopher,William, and jonathan

any one with names such as Alex,Christopher,William, and jonathan are terd tendencies

by kmoneyKiller October 29, 2008

Tender Mercies

A sex position also known as the "Rocking Horse" in the Kama Sutra, in the Tender Mercies sex position he sits cross-legged and leans back supporting himself with both arms behind him. She kneels over his lap hugging him with her thighs and lowers herself down. She can then determine the speed and depth of penetration.

Joe leaned back as Sara straddled him in Tender Mercies.

by piorubio January 19, 2013

Tenderoni

A husband/wife, partner/friend that tends to the fire in the fireplace to keep it burning.

"Can you throw a log on the fire, Tenderoni, it's starting to die down."

by GingaBear March 26, 2017

tend

A bit gay, a bit stylish. Kind of inbetween.

"That's a pretty tend watch."
"She's a bit tend."

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

tenderer

A legal phrase that does not translate well in Abu Dhabi to English in contracts. Known to cause irriation in a particular species of female known as Homo Pantanus. Said word has been known to elicit laughter amongst the non Pantanus, but should nonetheless, be taken seriously. Justification for this word should be the fact that the UAE is frought with oil money and can pretty much make up any word they want.

The tenderer submitted the contract, much to the chagrin of the recieverererer.

by Mikee Honcho April 16, 2008