Twaddleable

Fuckable.

Kevin: Damn mate, he looking twaddleable..
Andreas: You're gay?

by pvpcrafterz January 30, 2019

Twamiz

He is a lovely rat❤️

omg did u notice that Twamiz looks like a rAt?

by Niles west September 7, 2019

Twat Tax

When you working behind the bar and a customer is being a right twat so you apply the twat tax

Customer: Oi bartender, I've been waiting forever, pour me a double vodka coke

Bartender: *Applies the twat tax and discreetly pours single vodka coke and charges for a double*

by Honest Bar Manager December 16, 2019

Twatcident

When a bad thing happens by mistake, because you were acting like a twat.

I was spinning around with my phone on my hat to see if it would stay and I smashed my phone my twatcident.

by Oogaflugen June 29, 2020

Twat Twizzler

A female masturbator by technical definition, although this term can also be used as slang for 'female dickhead'.

I came across a subreddit titled 'Harvard Law Prof Calls Sen. Mitch McConnell a Flagrant Dickhead' and couldn't help but notice the many examples of which he has made it clear that he is an evil, evil man. What Twat Twizzler would be so horrible as to give birth to this monster?!

Twat Twizzler is far too mild of a word to describe the horrific Tomi Lahren. She's more of a...how you say...CUNT!

by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, November 29, 2020

Twaddlt

The age between a teenager and an adult (16-18)

Like a tween

Oh you’re a twaddlt

by RainbowHufflepuff69 December 24, 2020

CHISLING TWATTER

An individual who is proving himself to be a right royal pain in the arse.

That spunk-bubble over there is a right chisling twatter, he gets on my tits!

by Porky Lovin' October 24, 2008