Much like faeces slowly exiting the anus in the style of the 'Turtle's head,' popping in and out before you are able to pass matter, the Turtle Grape is when one pushes a grape from their pursed mouth in this motion.
This can be done to comically imitate the suppression of a popping out poo.
This can be done to comically imitate the suppression of a popping out poo.
"Hey Tilly. check it out, I'm crapping this grape out of my mouth like a Turtle's Head"
-"Oh yeah, it's a Turtle Grape ahahahaah!"
-"Oh yeah, it's a Turtle Grape ahahahaah!"
by Chuzzy and Tills February 06, 2011
your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell
(past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow
(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow
by paulie March 04, 2004
When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
1.) What you would have if you were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
2.) Something you know you wish you had!
2.) Something you know you wish you had!
1.) "Wow, Timmy has Turtle Power, he must be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!"
2.) "Aww, I wish I had Turtle Power too." 'goes off and attempts to stitch a turtle to his back'
2.) "Aww, I wish I had Turtle Power too." 'goes off and attempts to stitch a turtle to his back'
by DrNic January 17, 2006
When something inexplicable happens, or you don't want to explain something, you can use "Sea Turtles" as a stand in.
'Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island'
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.
Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
Pintel: How?
Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.
by J david February 02, 2008
"Dude, did you see that chick in the turtle dress standing at the bar"?
"What's a turtle dress"?
"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!
"What's a turtle dress"?
"An inch shorter and we would be able to see her snapper"!
by nitkilla September 27, 2012
by ctlaruex February 01, 2015