off your trumpet 

Pretty drunk. Cunted you could say.

Mate, you were off your trumpet last night. Feck. Did you see Wyatt? Nah neither did I

off your trumpet by Bttapepz May 22, 2008

Philadelphia Trumpet 

A news magazine in Philadelphia that sounds like a dirty sex move.

My friend asked me if I bought the Philadelphia Trumpet, and I said "No way dude, I don't pay for sex!" He said, "No, it's that magazine in Philadelphia!"

Philadelphia Trumpet by Big G Money July 21, 2009

rusty trumpet

1:Involves a woman eating out a guy's ass while concurrently tugging him off.
2:A trumpet that has been exposed to too much salty water. Probably the salt included with semen.

"Dude, I like soo got the best rusty trumpet last night. Fuck sexual intercourse."

"My trumpet is getting rather rusty. Tug over this this 2 ohm resistor instead. "Oh! 2 ohms! FASTER! Ohhh..."

rusty trumpet by Christostorous III October 10, 2006

busted trumpet 

someone with big curly blond hair who enjoys dirty sanchezes and strawberry shortcakes. the name of this person is usually named thomas

wow! your a busted trumpet

busted trumpet by atl21 October 18, 2008

rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)

dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.

rusty trumpet by crash December 22, 2004

strumpet trumpet 

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

strumpet trumpet by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

butt trumpet 

old windows 3.11 internet control. usually used with modems slower than your mom.

load up butt trumpet

butt trumpet by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002