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Curt toot

The definition of a curt toot is as followed:

When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.
Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”
by SlimmKilla April 15, 2023
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Toot-Way Street

When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.
"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.

"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
by The Tracy's September 6, 2022
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Stale toot

Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air
It smells like stale toots in this car
by ProfessorNonsense May 3, 2025
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Toot Beer

The act of letting your partner shart in your mouth while you're eating their ass.
Did you hear what Timmy did last night? He got a Toot Beer, I didn't know he was such a freak!
by homit March 13, 2021
mugGet the Toot Beermug.

bungle toot

the outermost rim of the anus. The butt hole.
She shit so much her bungle toot was sore.
by eagletoot November 6, 2010
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hoots and toots

After a hoot of marijuana, a person immediately rushes o the bathroom for some but toots.
"What are you up Friday night?"
"Hoots and toots".
by jml51 October 10, 2020
mugGet the hoots and tootsmug.

Toots

When someone farts a lot they are usually nicknamed toots. They’re usually smaller in stature.
Omg he farts all day long! We should call him toots from now on!
by Smellyfeetstina February 13, 2019
mugGet the Tootsmug.

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