Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5

Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!

"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"

"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"

by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009

Taking a bridge

the act of suicide, usually a joke.

"I haven't had a piece of strange in three months im thinking about taking a bridge"

by Mark C. August 28, 2005

Talking talking

Talking talking is when two people are actually talking with a meaning, or when two people are talking with lust. Most times talking talking occurs between to people in a relationship.

The bf and gf were talking talking to each other over the phone and in the hallways whenever they could.

by Swim4143 May 17, 2016

Head Talking

Females invented the "head talk" ..but it really never became a twissue(twitter issue) until the phrase "headtalking" came about. Back in the day, they use to just say "shut up" but now men are all like "please don't talk my head" ..i mean...both sexes talk heads but...sometimes it's just like "bitch talk to my other head" ...i understand.

This girl on the phone is talking my head.

Please don't talk my head!

Ricky seemed to have majored in head talking.

by kizrobot January 3, 2011

taking the hobbits to isengard

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2

Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.

by treydawg July 3, 2007

talking salad

It means to talk incoherently when on something, i.e., alcohol, marijuana, mushrooms, etc...

Are you ok man? It sounds like your talking salad!

by Don R. December 12, 2004

talking heads

The best band to ever play music and they supported the use of cocaine. David Byrne is a romantic poet and should become your conscience. Their music is the ultimate aphrodesiac.

"Stop making sense, stop making sense...stop making sense, making sense
I got a girlfriend that's better than that
And nothing is better that this
( is it? )"

by Bubby J December 10, 2004