thong

A very beautiful piece of clothing, worn often by females, especially beautiful females.
A thong is like a pair of panties, but more slim, tight, and especially exposes the buttocks.

Thongs also come in the form of bikini bottoms or one-piece swimsuits.

Thongs are NOT appropriate for males. But that's my opinion. I don't wear thongs, I wear basic white underwear.

"My girlfriend says she always wears thongs because she 'doesn't like panty-lines'. Well, whatever works for her. Personally, she is sexy in a thong. ^.^ "
-me

"I think women wear thongs because they are liked, or if they know they're hot."
-me

by Dave April 23, 2004

Dung Thong

The act of shitting your pants while wearting a thong on a tricycle.

Do You know where the bathroom is? I think I just dung thonged myself.

by PPPPAAAAABBBBBBLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWW June 18, 2006

dong thong

a guy's thong

"yo man, you got some kinda underwear that'll cradle my dick?"
"sure thing, all you need is a dong thong! :D"

by cap'nkayjo August 2, 2008

The Texas Throne

The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.

Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!

by Shiny Wooloo May 10, 2022

Thong Trap

When your thong is painful. Wrong size thong is the number one leading cause of this condition. It can ride up the butt or the front. If left untreated can cause irritated skin, bleeding, or rash. May even effect your gate. (the way you walk). Also may make you very irritable.

I was on the subway and I couldn't wait to get off I was in a thong trap.

She just picked her butt if front of everyone. I bet you she had a thong trap.

by Queen Gypsy July 23, 2010

beg-a-thon

When a television show that's aired and during the program commercials are aired that tell you to subscrib to the show to keep the channel going.

PBS is playing beg-a-thons all night tonight.

by SwiftShadowfang March 26, 2010

Thong

1) A particular cut of a brief or leotard (or in clothing fashioned after said articles, such as a teddy, a bodysuit, dance belts, etc., ad nauseam) where, rather than having fabric covering the buttocks, there is a strip of fabric that lies between the buttocks. Usually done either for sexual appeal or to cut down on panty lines - or both.

2) A popular model of sandal with a rubber sole, and two fabric straps to hold the foot in, in such a fashion that it connects near the front of the sandal in a knot that rests between the big and second toes.

1) Jerome gave a booty call when he saw a random girls thong peek out from underneath her pants.

by ke6isf September 15, 2004