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Chair sex

When a girl ties you to a chair during sex.

She smiled, grabbed me by the wrist, and pulled me into her dorm room. We made out ferociously for several minutes, running our hands through each other’s bodies. Afterwards, we both stripped naked.

She had me sit in her desk chair, then tied my wrists to each armrest and my ankles to each chair leg with silk ribbons. She straddled me, mounted me, wrapped her arms around my neck, and we both gasped as she lowered herself onto my cock. With her breasts jiggling in front of my face, she bounced up and down as she rode me, smiling at me as she did so. My wrists and ankles involuntarily twitched in pleasure against my restraints.
We both moaned as we orgasmed simultaneously, her squirting all over my cock and my cock releasing tremendous amounts of cum as I exploded with such force and pressure inside of her. While I was still gathering myself from post-orgasm shock, she got dressed, putting on a pair of shorts and a tank top.

“Well?” I said. “Aren’t you going to untie me?”

“Actually,” she grinned, and my heart skipped a beat, “My roommate should be back in a few minutes. I thought I’d leave you tied up here as a surprise for her.”

“Wait, what?!” I cried out, desperately trying to wriggle my wrists and ankles free of my restraints, but to no avail.

“It’s no use.” she said, laughing. “I tied you up good, you’re not going anywhere”

She leaned down to face me, still grinning. “She doesn’t know, of course. But don’t worry, she’s really hot.”

She then leaned in to whisper in my ear. “And who knows… maybe you’ll get lucky a second time.“

She cupped my face in her hands, kissed me on the lips, then walked out the door, letting it shut behind her.

I was already getting hard at the thought of Round 2 of chair sex.
by GirlsTyingUpGuys May 20, 2023
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chair whiskers

It’s the pet hair that collects on the bottom of the chair legs from sliding in and out.
You have not thoroughly vacuumed if you didn’t remove the chair whiskers . or I could knit mittens with the amount of chair whiskers I have.
by anonymous March 30, 2023
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Chair cultist

An elite super based and redpilled sigma gigachad who chose to join the chair cult led by the chair.
This nigger so rarted he could never be a chair cultist
by Cheesus my sprinkles July 3, 2023
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Chair juice

A deposit of female urin/ejaculate on a chair, in notical terms a wet queef.
When the beatles played at Shea Stadium in 1966, the custodial staff complained about the excessive amount of chair juice on the thousands of wooden ballpark seats.
by Joebeardski September 23, 2023
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Large chair

A large chair is a chair that is bigger than a regular chair ,but smaller than a couch.
Tom:” Me and the wife just bought a large chair”.
Larry:”Dang I love large chairs. I say they are better than any couch”.
by A possum possum January 1, 2021
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put on the chair

That genious who shot up 3 asian owned massage parlors around Atlanta, should be put on the chair, no questions asked.
by Sexydimma March 20, 2021
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Cigarette Chair

A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!
Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."
by Pat Ricks March 26, 2021
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