Ski Bunny Bummer

This exists when a female is seen in her ski/snowboard gear and appears to be really good looking. Later on in the lodge as she removes some layers you realize she's not as good looking as you thought.

See also "Ski Bunny Bummer."
You meet a hot bunny on the chairlift that can really shred and she invites you for a beer just for you to discover she's not so hot after all. This is where you can yell, "Ski Bunny Bummer!!!"
by Afeenom February 07, 2011
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ski ramp tits

usually small tits that have the appearance of a ski ramp because they swoop down and curve up as ski ramps do.
Hannah has ski ramp tits that usually get felt up by guys named Will =)
by Aubhankar June 12, 2009
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ski mask way

to put on a ski mask and jack a mofo
I get mine the fast way, the Ski Mask Way
-50 cent
by Byrdgang4real August 13, 2005
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Ski-slope tits

Breasts that (large or small) hang down from a woman's chest and then gradually slope outwards and up where the nipple is at the apex pointing outwards if not up. They are NOT droopy or saggy and are not flat against her body.
Any woman whose breasts start forming low on her torso and then slope out away from her body in such a way that they DO NOT point down, droop or hang can be said to have "ski-slope tits".

When you can look at a woman's profile and see that her boobs are almost to her stomach, yet they slope out from her body in such a way that she could use her nipples as headlights while walking down the road; looking ahead and not down has "ski-slope tits".
by mtstew August 14, 2009
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cross country skiing

1. A recreational sport in which people tour through wooded trails at a leisurely pace.

2. A grueling competitive sport in which skiers, using classical or freestyle technique, try their best to mentally and physically outperform other skiers. Europe, especially Scandinavia, tends to have the best skiers.

3. A high school and college sport (assuming you live in a snowy enough area) that tends to attract cross country runners, soccer players, attractive girls, and, in my experience, Latin students.
Cross country skiing is a nice way to get around.

Thousands of cross country skiers compete in the American Birkebeiner in Cable, Wisconsin.

Cross country skiing is a good way to meet women.
by Zeke April 22, 2006
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dirty ski jump

after ejaculating in both of the womans eyes; giving her goggles, you shove her down the stairs. scoring the landing is optional.
i gave Helen a dirty ski jump yesterday.
by Mondo-91 August 28, 2009
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cross cuntry skiing

When a person snorts cocaine out of a woman's cunt or a man's mancunt
-Do you want to go "skiing" tonight?
-Only if it's cross cuntry skiing
by Betty Thorny November 18, 2010
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