crap sick

A horrendous physical condition which is felt within minutes of waking up in the morning and usually lasts the rest of the day. The unlucky victim feels as if bile is coursing through their veins and feces has permeated every tissue of their body, rendering said victim into a helpless, bloated, and near-delusional shadow of their normal self.
Usually triggered by eating mass quantities of junk food immediately before going to bed.

Ughhh...I shouldn't have drank that two-liter of Mt. Dew and eaten that bag of Doritos before bed...I got the crap sick.

by TV's Dr. Phil January 23, 2008

Crap Snack

1.to have a crap snack
2.to ingest crap from someones ass while they are taking a dump.

Luc:Dave, that the grossest thing i have ever seen. like it makes me want to throw up all over everything

dave: WHAT!!!? you mean the crap snack? everyones doing it

Luc" not me...

by bob dog October 11, 2005

trap and crap

Luring someone under false pretenses of urinating into the bathroom and making them entertain you while you take a dump.

Becky didn't want to be alone with her constipation so she pulled a trap and crap on Art.

by Lori D March 06, 2008

anal crap

The other definition is complete shit..."anal crap" for that matter. The person who posted it should be ashamed cause they're a f***ing moron. An oxymoron is a combination of contradictory terms (e.g. deafening silence or hopeful pessimists) which still makes sense somehow. Anal crap is just an example of redundancy (since where else would crap come from except your anus?)just like "huge giants". Repeat: other definition is "anal crap"

Who gives a shit? You're not going to use it in a normal conversation...

by a.d.i.d.a.s. March 06, 2005

CRAP YOU

It's an appropriate way of saying fuck you

You won't give me your juice, crap you

by Koolkid72 May 29, 2018

sack of crap

The pop group Busted

"hey did you see Busted on TOTP"
"yeh, what a sack of crap"
"dont u hate the way the mime and do the shit jump thing"
"like i sed... sack of crap"

by Curtis July 09, 2004

crap ass

when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.

While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.

by greg September 30, 2003