by MoneyMay February 23, 2015
High-level consulting executive engaged in life saving manual data entry. Other tasks include taking invaluable meeting minutes, preparing pointless "strategic" documents, and irrelevent endless internet surfing.
by Master Data Wizard May 17, 2010
"Hello my name is Nicola McKenzie and I have a wizards sleeve! I first got raped in Blackburn train station".
by Gav Harris December 31, 2009
n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.
by Stouffer November 07, 2002
by Poopbear69 January 06, 2021
by I o KAKU o I June 11, 2019
A form of “blading”, or inline skating, in which large wheels are connected by a solid metal frame. The sport is quite similar to slalom skating, but with one crucial difference. By identifying themselves as “wizards”, the wizards exclude witches. This has a double meaning, slalom skaters use witches cones, and wizard skaters are insecure middle aged men who are worried they will be perceived as participating in a “woman’s” sport. Despite the misogyny the products themselves are very expensive.
Hey, want to go wizard blading?
Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.
I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.
Sorry I can’t come wizard blading, because I’m a witch.
I’m the daughter of the witches the wizard bladers didn’t burn.
by Bladertariat May 01, 2022