A Dell computer that deserves to be taken behind the woodshed and shot, much like the classic dog Old Yeller.
by lullabyofbdwy88 November 13, 2009
The barra van has to go to old Cocks for ac
Customer the ac isn't cold mate
Mechanic no drama mate take it to old cocks
Customer the ac isn't cold mate
Mechanic no drama mate take it to old cocks
by Ok what ever December 03, 2018
1) A penis, aged to the point where it has absolutely no sexual use.
2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.
2) A prick over the age of 50 who does shit just to piss you off.
Woman: Hey there you rich senior citizen, how about coming into the hot tub and fucking me until you have a corinary?
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.
or
Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.
Old Man: I can't, I have an old dick.
or
Jim: That 60 year old guy down the street tipped over my barbeque because he said it was making too much noise.
John: Shit guy, that bastard down the street sure is an old dick.
by foy_45 March 28, 2004
Kris: what do you think he'd do if i got my old bill out and slapped it down on the table.
Kris: i got fackin chased by the old bill the other day, i only went and charlie sprinted into a police van.
Kris: i got fackin chased by the old bill the other day, i only went and charlie sprinted into a police van.
by felixg123 February 19, 2010
An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long.
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
by ®us†¥ December 23, 2003
A person that tucks their undershirt into their underwear then tucks their dress shirt into their pants outside of their underwear.
by T Macalicious April 25, 2011