Creep-ticker

The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.
Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"

Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"

Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"

**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**
by eLMacK September 23, 2011
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creep shooter

Someone who habitually takes candid creep shot pictures of people.
Observer 1: "She's a creep shooter too. She's like paparazzi on that guy."

Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."
by Cyborg Johnny August 05, 2015
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friend creep

When an ex or current partner begins adding your social media friends to their account without your knowledge.
Lori is again on her mission of friend creep. This past week she has added 10 of my friends on different social media sites.
by Mr. Creston July 23, 2013
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creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.
i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.
by lilyofthevalley22 June 18, 2012
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Wiki-Creep

The act of stalking of unfamiliar people or places on Wikipedia.
Hey man, you should really "Wiki-Creep" Paulina Gretzky. 'Nuff said.
by La Tortuga Grande January 11, 2014
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Car Creeps

When the car park is full and the driver begins following random people walking in the hope they are about to leave the car park with their cars so they can get a space.
Sarah: "Ugh J C Penneys was full of car creeps today."
by Clitty McClitus February 09, 2012
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Lap Creep

A small animal usually a designer dog who constantly sits on someone's lap.
Geeze Tuttie , can't I sit down without you on my lap? You are a little lap creep!
by Uglyduckling November 30, 2014
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