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Jake

Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.
All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!
by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019
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Jake

A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s
Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect
by Big wubbie February 4, 2019
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Jake

A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
Please don’t jake me
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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Jake

amazing sexalicius man beast, covered in freckles and brown hair. But sadly is a man whore. woe to the world
Jake should not be section leader
by Shellhouse September 28, 2017
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Jake

The name is Jake is THE MOST BEST NAME EVER TO FUCKING EXIST ITS BETTER THAN FUCKING JOE,JOHN,JACK...uhhh...JAMIE SO FUCK ALL OTHER NAMES JAKE IS THE BEST
Joe: did you see Jake over there

Jack: yeah I wish I had his name instead of my sad and not as cool name

Steve: yeah

Joe: FUCK OFF STEVE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE
by YourUrbanGuy February 18, 2020
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Jake

Jakes are knoggers who hate when other people don't listen to them then snap at then they also stutter and do the Jake push
Jake is such a knogger
by Même guy December 10, 2019
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Jake

A pansexual adorable like bean that's gay as Hell
Wow, he's a total Jake
by The Pan Penguin October 9, 2019
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