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Kaleo

Kaleo is a funny, kind, and skilled boy. His only problem is that he’s short, so his opinions therefore do not matter. And his name has Kale in it, so automatically he is the gayest vegetable. Or bisexual, for I don’t discriminate
shit, kaleo
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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Carter

The hottest, coolest, sexiest, man with a 12 foot long thick horse cock
ram me up with your carter
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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Lukas

A depressed Vietnam veteran suffering from PTSD and the guilt on his hands after losing everyone he loved
Grandpa is experiencing another LUKAS again
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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Jake

A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
Please don’t jake me
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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Jackson

A very smart and tactical gamer, who loves to simp on 12 year olds good at SoT and Vietnam victim amputees
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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Jackson

A very smart gamer, who loves to simp on 12 year olds and Vietnam victim amputees
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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Jubb

fuck fuck pls not jubb
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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