Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.
by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s
by Big wubbie February 4, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
Get the Jakemug. amazing sexalicius man beast, covered in freckles and brown hair. But sadly is a man whore. woe to the world
Jake should not be section leader
by Shellhouse September 28, 2017
Get the Jakemug. The name is Jake is THE MOST BEST NAME EVER TO FUCKING EXIST ITS BETTER THAN FUCKING JOE,JOHN,JACK...uhhh...JAMIE SO FUCK ALL OTHER NAMES JAKE IS THE BEST
Joe: did you see Jake over there
Jack: yeah I wish I had his name instead of my sad and not as cool name
Steve: yeah
Joe: FUCK OFF STEVE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE
Jack: yeah I wish I had his name instead of my sad and not as cool name
Steve: yeah
Joe: FUCK OFF STEVE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE
by YourUrbanGuy February 18, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Jakes are knoggers who hate when other people don't listen to them then snap at then they also stutter and do the Jake push
Jake is such a knogger
by Même guy December 10, 2019
Get the Jakemug. by The Pan Penguin October 9, 2019
Get the Jakemug.