"Hey man, thank's for letting me borrow your car last night! Oh...here's 50 bucks."
"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.
"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"
"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.
"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"
"....uh...what's the 50 for? You're my bro, it's free" he says, giving back the $50.
"You'll find out in a second, thanks again!"
"...OK..."
he goes back to his car.
"WTF!?! He cummed all over the bitch in the front seat!?! Awwwwwww hell naw! $50 won't cover these love stains!!!"
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The act of smearing poo on a girl's cheek after or before you have ATM'd her. The stain should be discreetly wiped on a nearby pillow to evade the victim's knowledge of such stain. Named after the lovely Ping Ping who was thankfully unaware of said occurence.
After I finished the anal birding of that ho I couldn't help but leave a little Ping Ping Stain on her cheek before she finished me off.
by Schlongmaster May 28, 2006
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Their music is primarily targeted towards the "just hit puberty" teens. The lyrics themselves are boring rehashed lines that could easily be seen as coming from other crappy similar bands (such as fall out boy).
Lets examine some of their lyrics.
"I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door.
Your body's cold, but girl we're getting so warm..."
So here we have it, this is how you apparently write a song/
You start with a lame lyric that doesn't really make sense but is vague enough to mean anything. Of course, every other lyric in the song has to refer back to sex, which is what this band primarily seems to use in order to gain teenager attention.
Here is another example of this same old formula (found within the same song).
After Chorus, second verse:
"Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare
your on the bed but your clothes are laying right there"
We start again with a vague opening statement, because again their audience is mostly idiots and cannot comprehend anything deep. The second line is of course about sex, in order to maintain the three second attention span of their audience.
Look up some more of their songs, they will follow the same pattern. Vague lyric, lyric about sex, vague lyric, lyric about sex.
Of course the band will sell plenty of CD's thanks to the goons at much music and MTV. The band members will end up believing they have talent because a bunch of 13 year old girls will be screaming whenever they see them, and unfortunately they will sell enough records to continue making music.
To make a more general summary - the band members can barely play their instruments, the melodies are boring and tedious, the lyrics are poor, repetitive and lack anything original.
The band itself only got a record deal due to the connections they have to the Hannah Montana show. These kids could never make it big if they had to start fresh - as they have no talent.
This band is essentially, in one single example, everything that is wrong with music today.
Their music is primarily targeted towards the "just hit puberty" teens. The lyrics themselves are boring rehashed lines that could easily be seen as coming from other crappy similar bands (such as fall out boy).
Lets examine some of their lyrics.
"I'll take you home if you don't leave me at the front door.
Your body's cold, but girl we're getting so warm..."
So here we have it, this is how you apparently write a song/
You start with a lame lyric that doesn't really make sense but is vague enough to mean anything. Of course, every other lyric in the song has to refer back to sex, which is what this band primarily seems to use in order to gain teenager attention.
Here is another example of this same old formula (found within the same song).
After Chorus, second verse:
"Your lips tremble but your eyes are in a straight stare
your on the bed but your clothes are laying right there"
We start again with a vague opening statement, because again their audience is mostly idiots and cannot comprehend anything deep. The second line is of course about sex, in order to maintain the three second attention span of their audience.
Look up some more of their songs, they will follow the same pattern. Vague lyric, lyric about sex, vague lyric, lyric about sex.
Of course the band will sell plenty of CD's thanks to the goons at much music and MTV. The band members will end up believing they have talent because a bunch of 13 year old girls will be screaming whenever they see them, and unfortunately they will sell enough records to continue making music.
To make a more general summary - the band members can barely play their instruments, the melodies are boring and tedious, the lyrics are poor, repetitive and lack anything original.
The band itself only got a record deal due to the connections they have to the Hannah Montana show. These kids could never make it big if they had to start fresh - as they have no talent.
This band is essentially, in one single example, everything that is wrong with music today.
by Bravigo June 11, 2008
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MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: The international space station is calling again.
Decorated Air Force Pilot: I'll prepare for launch.
MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: Don't forget the space plunger.
Decorated Air Force Pilot: I'll prepare for launch.
MIT-Educated NASA Engineer: Don't forget the space plunger.
by chadsuperhero December 12, 2013
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