Noun; the act of engaging in sexual intercourse, which is usually associated with two people laying on top of each other on a horizontal surface and engaging in rythmic sex screwing, which may or may not bear resemblance to a dance.
I asked my girlfriend if she would like to do the Horizontal Shuffle, she obliged and so I laid some serious pipe on that broad. I felt like Super Mario after I was done with her.
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A Blue Ball Shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence. You then proceed to go through the steps of the evening trying to figure out what you did wrong to keep the night from ending in coitus. The Blue Ball Shuffle excursion home often ends in masturbation and sometimes even sobbing.
Eric was sure he was going to get with Linda Friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight.
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Bobby had to poop, but since he was in housewares and the bathroom was all the way by the entrance, he had to do the Wal Mart Shuffle to get there,
by Leegin99 June 29, 2005
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Where the fuck were you last night you sluffer?
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Get the scuffgod mug.Leaving any type of function, usually a party or get together with friends, without saying good bye. Often used to avoid staying out until 5 a.m.
Big Joe: I think Chuck Liddell is fighting tonight.
Andrea: Ask Dave, he would know.
Tucci: Good luck finding him, I think Dave pulled the ol' backdoor shuffle about 20 minutes ago.
Andrea: Ask Dave, he would know.
Tucci: Good luck finding him, I think Dave pulled the ol' backdoor shuffle about 20 minutes ago.
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