A wet, flaccid penis, usually after it's been freshly removed from a vagina, mouth, or rectum; thus resembling a slimy little slug. Can be the cause or consequence of ending sex.
(May also be used in verb form - see below)
(May also be used in verb form - see below)
Example 1:
To everyone's horror, Chris walked out of the bedroom naked with a satisfied expression and an exposed banana slug.
Example 2:
"I wouldn't have stopped pounding her yet, but my drunk was wearing off and I was pretty much banana slugging it by that point."
To everyone's horror, Chris walked out of the bedroom naked with a satisfied expression and an exposed banana slug.
Example 2:
"I wouldn't have stopped pounding her yet, but my drunk was wearing off and I was pretty much banana slugging it by that point."
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A giant, fat, big-assed, hairy cat who lounges on your lap and is very difficult to remove from said lap.
I gave that Lap Slug a solid nudge. She barely stirred, but voiced extreme annoyance at the interruption to her peaceful nap. That "solid nudge" progressed to a solid push, but that Lap Slug wasn't moving come Hell or high water.
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