Curly Hair Shrinkage

Baby, it's not bald-headed... ITS SHRINKAGE!

-Has your hair ever got shorter in the cold wind when blowdried?

THAT'S A SIGN OF SHRINKAGE!
- You washed your hair and your curls get tighter and shorter? SHRINKAGE
(Happy Black History Month)

To all my beautiful/handsome black women/men who struggle with Curly Hair Shrinkage... Your hair is beautiful the way it is, You don't need to forcefully stretch your hair out to feel powerful... Embrace your shrinkage sis!
Curly hair shrinkage: The state of curly hair in which curls get tighter and become shorter than usual.

by Black Girl Problems - February 15, 2022

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024

my waist [is shrinking]

hearing or seeing something that is so INSANELY cvnt, that it’s energy has a terrifying amount of potential to immediately shrink your waist—snatching it so much that your waist could very well just be snatched from the physical plane, and into another dimension

my waist is shrinking

‘Midnight Sun’ by Zara Larson starts playing…
“MY WAIST!!”

Charli XCX breathes…
“MY WAIST IS LITERALLY SHRINKINGGG”

Seeing a 90’s supermodel walk…
“oh no… my waist… IS… SHRINKING”

by luke__jxmes February 23, 2026

shinkaren

An extreme crackhead, one who is given to uttering "here I am, all fucked up on crack, and I can't find one gat damn person who will listen to me for two seconds" repetitvely.

"Justin needs to stop being a fucking shinkaren, all that meth is gonna kill him."

by JaMeZ May 18, 2003

shinkaren

disloyal punk ass bitch that loves to stick the knives in your back as much as he does up his own ass. homosexually fit to have large objects twisted around in his bumcrack and enjoys sucking on the cock.

King_Shinkaren: you're a lamer
YourBitch58478: you're a homo
King_Shinkaren: yea...know any good guys that'll ram me in the ass tonight?

by IHateDisloyalty May 28, 2003

shinkaren

1. fucking dickhead that goes from rebound to rebound and doesnt fucking give adiquate fucking reason to kick yer ass to the gutter.
2. a measurement of 2 inches

1. goddamnit hitler is such a fucking shinkaren
2. nepoleon had to have such shinkaren piece of dick

by You Know Who This Is May 30, 2003

shinkaren

inadequate in the ways of fuck

jamez is such a shinkaren. =D

by You Know Who This Is May 30, 2003