Shooter

Oh! Almost forgot!

Hym "The Trump shooter! I almost forgot! He was bullied every day. They wouldn't say HOW he was bullied but that was the case. Not that knowing that un-kills that volunteer fire-fighter... And neither does individualizing blame..."

by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Fuentes Shooter

Yeah, hey, definitely don't wait outside of the place you're going to shoot up or bang on the door or shout the name of the guy you're trying to kill. You need a clean intercept. Any amount of wait time increases the chance of failure.

Hym "The Fuentes shooter clearly didn't take my course on assassination. You need a clean intercept between you and the target. This is what it should look like:

Where the target is going
Target--------------------------------------->

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You
Right? You gotta meet them where they are at as they get there. Kind of like the CEO shooter but don't buy shit before and after the kill you fucking idiots. Assassination day is a ZERO TRANSACTION DAY. ZERO PUCHASES. So you can say you were at home alone. Leave your phone at the house. Buy a burner. Why are you going to a gas station before you kill someone? Dumb. That's why."

by Hym Iam December 21, 2024

false shooter

Someone who claims to shoot something or someone, like a school, and not do it.

I knew a guy who was a false shooter, and got a felon at 18.

by happyatcommonsense February 28, 2019

Pea shooter

The art of farting in your hand, cupping it like a tube and blowing it in your victims face.

"Here dave can you smell that? .. (what) this... poofff into his nostrils the pea shooter goes.

by Mattckt March 17, 2023

Starkist Shooter

1 Oz Tuna fish juice
1 Oz Mayo
1 Oz Vodka
Black pepper on the rim

Waiter: What’ll ya have?
Me: Fuck my shit up

Waiter: A Starkist Shooter it is

by Mindcrime Madness September 15, 2023

Lone Shooter's Phone

Yeah, he was a tech guy or something, right? Some kind of engineer.

Hym "Can't get into the lone shooter's phone, huh? Welp... It's nail in the coffin or bust guys. Who's it going to be? I'm not going to submit to your God or whatever and I'm not going to prioritize women who aren't fucking me over me. So... What's it going to be? Pretty easy lay-up for either of you."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Doni the shooter

Isn’t scared of anyone will shoot will shoot like buddy why u said it twice will shoot will shoot

“YOOO THAT’S DONI THE SHOOTER HE WILL SHOOT WILL SHOOT”

by Doni the shooter November 22, 2021