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Shave-id and Goliath

Right after you perform a pube overhaul, and no longer have any pubes, whether being on your grundle, balls or fupa, if you obtain a boner, thou shalt dub it Shave-id and Goliath.
I just did a pube overhaul. Check out Shave-id and Goliath.
by W0nt0ns00p April 24, 2009
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Shave a dog

VERB- An elevated level of "hair of the dog", see (hair of the dog), when extremely hung over. Thus implying to get enough of the hair of the dog that bit you to stop or lessen the effects of said hangover one must shave the entire dog.
I'm so hung over, I'm gonna shave a dog!
by grenfellorama December 16, 2009
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Shaved cow

a large female dressed up like she's much smaller and better looking than she is.
Generally grotesque to look at as her clothing is too revealing and not appropriate for someone of that size.
hey man did you see the shaved cow over at the bar?
man I thought this place had a weight limit at the door!
by Mr.TouchIt November 16, 2011
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Santa Fe Shave

your baby has a yeast infection, so you get out the monterey jack and shred some cheese above her yogurt laden yeast infected crotch and get down to chowing
Jill had a yeastie, so I gave her a right rough Santa Fe shave, but she puked on me.
by Dwardo January 11, 2005
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No Shave November

men do not have to go to the trouble of shaving their downstairs this month(only november).

ie. FYI the men who don't shave their downstairs anyways...you can use this month as a cover up if the girl your hooking up with is dumbfounded of your out of control bush.
Some Bitch was taking my underwear off when all the sudden..Bam! A big bush jumps out, and nearly hits her in the face.

Some Bitch: WTF GABE?
GABE: What can I say babe, its No Shave November.
Some Bitch: O okay..
GABE: Carry on :)
by E-bag November 9, 2009
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shavari

An uncommon name used to describe a wannabe-ish type guy.He's usually fat and will never admit that he's wrong (when he knows he is), he hangs out with people that are cooler than him,he tries to be cool but he remains a wannabe.
Justin:I got a Crystal's number last night

Scott:4real let me see

(show's him phone)
Scott:Um dude your missing a digit....
Justin:Oh she probably just 4got

Scott: Sure she did...
Justin:No she likes me I'm positive
Scott:Quit acting like a shavari and admit that she played you
Justin:....
by jiggitty pips December 23, 2010
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shaved ape

An extremely backwards thinking or primitive person, especially when it comes to superstition, tribalism, or epistemology.
I tried to explain to this homoeopathic neophyte that the dilution of his medicine left it so that no substance other than water was left. That's when the shaved apes came down from the trees shouting their heads off and flinging their filth at my sacrilege.
by madric November 3, 2011
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