blue shell

throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else

Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021

Sea shelling

When your asshole is so open you can hear the ocean.

Old girl got game Bang so hard she was sea shelling on both holes.

by Big Bill Will McCall April 22, 2021

shell

1, Something hard, like a mollusk, made out of calcium carbonate, and or calcite or aragonite.
2, A clam.

Look at that shell! It probably has a snail in there..

by Defenation April 24, 2021

Shell Nah

Credit Bubbles

Aww Shell nah

by Huhsaywhat November 30, 2024

Soft shell Frito

Fritos that are dipped in drinks like coke or Dr Pepper for a few minutes before eating

Let me get a soft shell frito

by Soft shell Frito July 22, 2025

Artillery Shell

When taking weed gummies, you consume multiple gummies spaced 10 or so minutes apart, so they all hit in a row like artillery shells

Dude, Kevin took an artillery shell last night. He was fried for several fucking hours

by tann+adam July 27, 2025

shell rip

When you are straight up, required to jump in-and-out of heaven to test a physics module built to hold-up civilization so lady-crotch-zombie-demon-pirate-vampire-occult-secret-society looney tunes do not go chasing the demonic trajectory of harming children of any God-Spirit for their intellectual abilities again so they can join Earth, Wind and Fire aka, Beauty, Mind & Strength. ya that thing.

Tōkōwā did a shell rip to rebuild his 'Bridge to Heaven' mechanisms. The parasites were nowhere to be seen and really have no clue what they are once you stop feeding their pecker brains.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 26, 2025