Self date

It is when one goes out by themselves

to have some time to think, relax or do stupid shit. This is typically done when one does not feel like themselves or just after a stressful period in their life.
Usually one would splurge on themselves

by going to an expensive cafe or indulge in retail theraphy. But the more claming, scenic and less expensive option is to go

to a park with a book or a journal.

warning: might be boring ngl should have

slight ability to entertain oneself HAHAH
J: Oh damn you ate out alone?
A: yea i went on a self date
J: woww my social anxiety and i could never
by Yesh bby November 21, 2020
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Self Nutted

Self Nutted; *Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums. In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

*See also; Self-Nutted
In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"

Reply: "OMFG, you just Self Nutted..."
by Money $hot November 13, 2010
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self-jettison

to throw yourself down to the floor
Stairs are often unsafe, with a high temptation to self-jettison oneself down them.
by PontificatingPants April 25, 2019
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self pour

the act of pouring; tipping; emptying an entire glass; bottle; any other type of container over oneself.
Liquid is most commonly in the form of alcohol, however others such as milk can be used.
Lynn watched hysterically as Paul and Daniel used a carton of stolen milk for a self pour in the shower room.

Did you see Chris self pour last night, he tipped a fish bowl straight over his head.

Simon, that self pour was poor, only a glass of water? You should be ashamed.
by Zachary DeMarachelle December 01, 2007
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Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.
"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."
by jbiddle August 21, 2011
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Self-government

Government of a country by its own people, especially after having been a colony.
The poll showed that 80 percent of the population of the region supported self-government.
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self yelp

The practice of writing unbelievably good reviews about your own business to get more customers
Despite Stevies' self yelping the business remained slow
by animom June 27, 2010
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