Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.

"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."

by jbiddle August 24, 2011

Self improvement

Nah I would get a lot of shit from you guys for not doing the self improvement thing.

Hym "I'm not willing to do the self improvement thing for free anymore. I'm going to need some goth booty. Or some kind of booty equivalent. Like, some asmrtist booty or maybe some hispanic cleaning lady booty. But I don't know. I just... How about this: For every 1 booty of this 👆 caliber I receive, I will do 1000 push ups before collecting any subsequent booty. How does that sound? .... On second thought, 500 push ups. I'm thinking like 100 a day and I'm just not going to wait 10 days for subsequent booty. So, 500 per booty and the genius money factory will get in shape."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

self chuffed

Super pleased with one self, to the point of arrogant. Smug as you can get.

A higher level of self importance.

Think of yourself as the "the best"

He's proper self chuffed isn't he?

I'm really good at photography. My work is a masterpiece.

No one is better than me.

by Anyway have I? January 4, 2023

self deletion

American English slang in the 2020's for suicide.

"He's a victim of self deletion" - Better Bachelor

by TheHeroKing April 22, 2023

self-isolating

The excuse you give to your friends when you don't want to go out but would rather stay in and watch Netflix in your pajamas.

"Hey Karen, you wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
"Sorry, can't do it tonight, I'm self-isolating."

by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

Self Sadism

When you purposefully do things that you know will hurt yourself or will make you cry.

A:I just read a fanfic in which my favorite character died! I’m crying

B: dude, you knew it would happen! Why do you torture yourself with your self sadism?!

by Violettavonviolet April 30, 2020

Self-government

Government of a country by its own people, especially after having been a colony.

The poll showed that 80 percent of the population of the region supported self-government.

by Bryce Hall/Sway Boy Wannabe July 20, 2020