secondary wipe

When you take a shit and wipe your ass, but then have to come back like 20 minutes later and wipe your ass again because it itches and there’s still shit on there, that is a secondary wipe.

Damn, my ass was itching and sure enough it was because I needed a secondary wipe.

by Thefza September 14, 2019

Five Second Whoopsie

Defined:
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.

Orgin: Canada

Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.

by He Whom Names Things May 22, 2011

Twitter second death syndrome

The phenomenon where people Tweet and comment about a celebritys death years afterwards as if it just happened.

Tweet: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.

by coupondad7 July 13, 2015

dromana secondary

A place where all individualality and self worth is drained from the souls of teens too fucked on drugs to notice, the skirts are higher than any females grades and the staff often spend lunchtimes to pray to Hitler and the devil. In other words a complete and utter shit hole.

"I don't want to go to that school it's a total Dromana secondary ".
"Dromana? You mean drugmana"

by Analcuntloving April 18, 2018

Damai Secondary School

No. 1 Siasuey school in the east. Everyday in school toilet while shitting got people come inside toilet spray watermelon and grean bean perfume. Every month always kenna trend, from people pointing gangsign to people riding on road to peple smoking in public. Budget school, no money fix the broken shits in school. Male teacher like to stare at girls in class especially during PE lessons. Everyday always got people shouting from across the block making weird monkey sounds. 70% of the school full of matreps and minas trying to act cool. Always see them outside office writing statements. Alot of yp and xmm in school also. Always see them under block 717 having good time.

By the edge of reservoir, suck my lanjiao on the floor

I choose damai secondary school cause i want to b cool kids

by kukubirdbird August 20, 2021

st james secondary gyal

St James secondary gyal are bad things. they are very unruly and don't care what people think about them. Sometimes they are nice to you. St James secondary gyals does look rel fresh and sweet,outdey. Doh come round them inno

John: dog today I see a st James secondary gyal she look relsweet
Anthony: did u say hi
John:I did but she rolled her eyes and continued walking

Anthony: You know dem S.J.S rel unruly inno

by Unruly_boss January 17, 2019

Warden park secondary

The roughest school full of peasants who vape in the toilets. Good luck when you are in the corridors. The teachers have an Average age of 98 and don’t give a fuck about the lessons. All these kids have at least one disability or think they are a fucking beast. Do not come to This school if you want any special treatment.

“I am going to warden park secondary “
“Unlucky mate, get ready to be fucked up by a year 11”

“Holy shit that school sucks”

by Bigbunda696969 October 17, 2022