scoop

to acquire illicit drugs (i.e. heroin) on the street-corner.

"I was jonesin' and it took forever to scoop."

by shady bill August 2, 2004

Scampy

A dog who died

Scampy is dead and you know it

by Muz xd September 2, 2019

scampfag

Really dirty and unwashed
In the nether
Cock and Balls region.
Has kinky
Interest in ugly
Extremely fat women wearing strapons.

That stinky fucker is such a scampfag

by nanoman May 19, 2006

scimper

When someone slinks away like an adolescent girl. Usually black wannabe Euro trash that are named Matt, Winifred or Hayes scimper.

This word is not a combination of the words scamper and simper.

When we kicked Matt out of the house he scimpered away.

by Chenee April 1, 2008

scoopability

being able to pick up chicks

joe: damn bro you pulled like the hottest chick in the bar last night
kevin: yeah ive got scoopability son

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

scoopalicious

when something someone has just told you sounds tight as shit, especially when its a friday night and the party you're at sucks ass.

Bro 1: bro... katey just txtd me bout this sick party over in the mdub, this shit is scoopalicious!

Bro 2: dude... CAR. NOW.

by okcsucksass December 6, 2010

scoop-a-duece

The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)

I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..

by Nachos Del Guapo January 25, 2011