Schmautz

A name for people who are smarter than smart but they hate people and the whole humankind.

This Guy is so Schmautz.
I hate people like a Schmautz

by Nuknech December 8, 2020

schmuck

An idiot that pisses you off so much and u cant be bothered to shout at them so,you call them a schmuck.

"Oh shut up you schmuck"

by ThatFulaKiddo January 16, 2021

Schmitties

Big Melons. Big Jugs. Big Mamas.

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 28, 2021

Schmittied

To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.

Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?

Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.

Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing

by SwaggyBopBop March 9, 2021

Schmuck

A incompetent twerp who is a complete moron, and usually has no teeth and is a EDL member.

NDL NDL NDL NDL

"Your all a bunch of schmucks and I've got more teeth than all of you combined": NDL Supreme Leader

by ooooooofffles June 8, 2021

Schmitty

Black out drunk, no recollection.

Those shots got me Schmitty

by BoozeKid June 16, 2021

Schmity Gospel

The Word from the mouth of @furbys_and_nonsense 's cat, Schmity.

Have you been spreading the Schmity Gospel and worshiping our lord and savior?

by chocolate_toast July 14, 2021