Salting the Snail

Vigorous masturbation.

Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!

by Toasty! April 17, 2014

salt monster

a person that has become extremely salty. They are extremely embarrassed or mad at something.

person 1: You just got your ankles broken!!

Person 2: SALT MONSTER!

Person 3(salt monster): damn.

by SpanishTron March 10, 2011

salt boy

A black man who is angry because he didn't have any sex

Nick: Hey Bishop, did tap that ass?

Bishop: No, I'm so salt boy right now

by YoshiMan March 11, 2014

Salt peter

What you say when you want Peter to pass you the salt.

Give me the salt Peter!

by ANSTATAŬ June 17, 2018

Salt and Vinegaring

The act of urinating on/in an individual after ejaculating on/in the individual.

"Pablo...you just jizzed on my tits..?"
"Sorry Janine..let me just wash it off"

-Janine loves a good salt and vinegaring

by Jimmy Twitey August 06, 2017

salt lord

People who frequently or constantly try to make anyone salty for their own sadistic pleasure.

E.g: Practically anyone who uses some form of social media.

Salt lord annoys someone*

Salty person says something out of irritation/anger to salt lord*

Salt lord: Oooooo, someone's sounds or looks really sallltyyy... Good, your saltiness, and anguish sustains meeee...

by YRU still alive! October 10, 2016

salt the fields

Usage of birth control pills.

Too bad Candy didn't salt the fields, or else she might not have birthed three ugly illegitimate children.

by ComradeAndrew June 03, 2007